something I always wanted to do...

I did the other day; there was a homeless guy panhandling outside of the Haight St. McDonalds with a glob of mucus hanging out of one nostril. When he hit me up, I told him "I'll give ya a dollar, but you hafta hold still for a few seconds." I reached in my bag and pulled out a napkin and wiped his nose clean of snot. "There, that's much better, huh?" He seemed genuinely suprised "Did I have something growing outta my nose?" he asked sheepishly. I put the buck in his hand and said "hygeine, baby!"