Super Volcano vs. Super Mom

i'm so creepy
even though i'm mostly sleepy
people lurking still can find me
yet i can hardly find myself
lurkers know my whereabouts
but i'm puzzled by the ins and outs
of here and there and there and here
and whether to drink
domestic or imported beers
it's just so creepy
i just don't know
how it rains
or why it snows
or why tsunamis beat the crap
out of unknown places
on an unknown map
or why super volcanoes lurk
beneath wyoming
waiting to obliterate
cincinnati's wyoming
and smother us in silicate dust
and rip our lungs apart
in a final fling of primal lust
on a scientist's unknown chart.